This page is a tribute (and possibly women-resume) to the antics of one Mr. David Stoner, whose daily location (during the working week) in the heart of Huntingdale, Victoria, Australia, Post Code 3166 which is on the route of the 900 bus from Caulfield to Rowville and next to the train station must remain a secret of the highest import.
It goes without saying that this Mr David Stoner is also the indisputable creator of The Sarcasm Sign™©®
Unfortunately, I only have stories from 2014... for now. Please note that despite the seemingly consistent times, this all happened throughout the year of 2014. We could not expose our hero to danger by showing his easily found mobile number that starts with 04... !
D gets up from his desk. D: “Okay Sandra, just going to take some time off in loo.” S confused: “You mean in lieu?” D: “Nope, in loo.”
I found out 10 seconds later that he’d sent the message from the front door of the office after returning successfully from the correct location >.<
I was later told that it was a lie, they were not about to leave, and I was unfairly rushed into a decision.
